Monkey Scared?
Drink Banana Cider
People no understand brain.
Me explain.
In head, monkey have brain.
Sometime, brain smooth.
Monkey greedy.
But monkey also scared.
This good.
When monkey not scared, monkey lose money.
Monkey look gold.
Monkey see Bitcoin.
Monkey check MAG7.
Monkey see expensive. Too expensive.
Monkey wait.
But then something strange happen.
Market go up.
Everything go up.
Everything go record high.
Monkey sad. Monkey cry.
Monkey say:
‘Wish could buy cheap again.’
Then magic thing happen.
Market crash!
All cheap.
Will rise again.
Practically free.
But monkey scared now.
And still greedy.
What if get cheaper?
Monkey not like paper loss. Smooth brain cannot comprehend.
So monkey wait.
It get cheaper.
Monkey still wait.
But there problem.
Volatility.
Hard to know when bottom.
Or start new rise to record highs.
Monkey have memory. This another problem.
Last time, monkey buy dip.
But dip keep dipping.
Monkey feel like fool. Other monkey laugh.
‘Look at stupid monkey,’ they shriek.
Monkey think.
When cheap, cheap enough?
Then think more.
Brain wrinkle appear.
Banana cost averaging!
But there problem.
Every crash.
Might be different this time.
This time, might be real different.
Like every time.
Monkey not know what to do.
Monkey go pub.
Drink banana cider.
Cider £6.50.
Good investment.
Brain feel much better.
Think again Monday.
Hope brain wrinkle appear.
Just one would do.
On big orange monkey.
And wait for all this to blow over.
Monkey watch big orange monkey.
Big orange monkey get whisper from shadow.
Whisper full of bent truth.
Other monkey hear whisper too.
Other monkey scream loud: “We do opposite! Opposite best!”
They run left when big orange point right.
They hide when big orange say stand tall.
Curious if you plan on writing an update on Amaroq since they reported earnings? I was surprised to see the stock didn’t move much but the banana macro is rotten.